Xander : "Where's Dawn?"
Tara : "S-she's in the bedroom."
Willow : "What's goin' on?"
Xander : "Buffy's gone insane."
Willow : "What? What'd she do?"
Xander : "Brace yourself. You're not gonna believe it."
Tara : "Everyone, before we jump all over her, people do strange things when someone they love dies. When I lost my mother, I did some pretty dumb stuff like lying to my family and staying out all night..."
Anya : "Buffy's boinking tofu."
Willow : "Oh. Tara's right. Grief can be powerful, and we shouldn't judge..."
Tara : "What are you kidding? She's nuts."
Willow : "Well, it's not healthy, we're all agreeing there."
Tara : "What can we do?"
Anya : "Sometimes in the movies when they go crazy, they slap 'em."
Xander : "I'm gonna go find her and talk to her. If she's losin' it, we've gotta help her before she gets hurt."
Tara : "You aren't really going to slap her, are you?"
Xander : "No, but if I have to see her straddling tofu again, I will definitely knock myself unconscious."