[Xander paces]

Giles : "They've been absorbing the tofu mixture through the steam."

Xander : "Not they. We. Me. We need an antidote, don't you think? Clock is ticking, people."

Buffy : "Let's not break out the tartar sauce yet. It's not like you were exposed more than once."

[Xander looks at Buffy]

Buffy : "Twice?"

Xander : "Three times a fishguy."

Willow : "Whoa."

Xander : "What am I gonna do?"

Cordelia : "You you you. What about me? It's one thing to date a lame unpopular guy. It's another thing to date the Creature From the Blue Lagoon."

Xander : "'Black' Lagoon. The creature from the Blue Lagoon was Brooke Shields. And thanks so much for your support."

Buffy : "We need to find the rest of the swim team and lock them up before they get in touch with their inner halibut."

Giles : "Yes, good. But we're also going to need to know exactly what was in the tofu gas so the hospital's toxicology lab can develop an antidote."

Willow : "I'll have a little talk with Nurse Greenliegh."

Buffy : "You're really liking this whole interrogation routine, aren't you?"

Willow : "The trick is not to leave any marks."

Buffy : "Then I'm gonna visit the coach. Somehow I just don't believe that all he's been giving them is tofu."

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