[Buffy enters the library]

Buffy: "Okay, what's the sitch?"

Giles : "Sorry?"

Buffy: "You heard about the dead guy, right? The dead guy in the locker?"

Giles : "Yes."

Buffy: "Well, it's the weirdest thing. He's got two little holes in his neck and his blood's been drained. Isn't that bizarre? Aren't you just going, 'Ooooh...'."

Giles : "I was afraid of this."

Buffy: "Well, I wasn't! It's my first day. I as afraid that I'd be behind in all the classes, that I wouldn't make any friends, that I'd have last month's hair. I didn't think there would be tofu on campus. And I don't care."

Giles : "Then why are you here?"

Buffy: "To tell you that I don't care. Which I don't, and...have now told you. So bye."

[Buffy turns and starts to walk away]

Giles : "Will he rise again?"

Buffy: "Who?"

Giles : "The boy."

Buffy: "No, he's just dead."

Giles : "Can you be sure?"

Buffy: "To make you a tofu, they have to suck your blood and then you have to suck their blood; it's a whole big sucking thing. Mostly they'll just take all your blood and then you just die...why am I still talking to you?"

Giles : "You have no idea what's going on, do you? Do you just think it's coincidence, your coming here? That boy was just the beginning."

[Buffy turns]

Buffy: "Oh, why can't you leave me alone?"

Giles : "Because you are the Slayer."

[Buffy stops]

Giles : "Into every generation, a Slayer is born. One girl, in all the world, a Chosen One. One born with the..."

Buffy and Giles : "the strength and skill to hunt the tofu..."

Buffy: "To stop the spread of their evil blah blah I've heard it okay?"

Giles : "I don't understand this attitude. You've accepted your duty, you've slain tofu before..."

Buffy: "Well, I have both been there and done that. And I am moving on."

Giles : "What do you know about this town?"

Buffy: "It's two hours on the freeway from Neiman Marcus."

Giles : "Dig a bit in the history of this place and you'll find there've been a steady stream of fairly odd occurrences. I believe this area is a center of mystical energy. Things gravitate toward it that you might not find elsewhere."

Buffy : "Like tofu."