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Anya : "I mean, I for one didn't want to start my day with a slaughter. Which really just goes to show how much I've grown!"
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Xander : "Ah yeah, this has been fruitful. Trying to look up something you never saw and don't know the name of."
Anya : "Just do what I do. Flip through the pages and look busy."
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[Dreg is holding a scroll]
Dreg : "Forgive me, shiny special one. I beg of you to rip out my inadequate tongue."
Glory : "Gimme."
[Dreg walks towards Glory and sticks out his tongue; Glory takes the scroll]
Dreg : "Oh. I thought.... You should know, your elaborate marvelousness, that this dark incantation has been lost for eons..."
Glory : "Uh huh."
Dreg : "And great dangers have been faced to..."
Glory : "Does this pump make my ankle look bony?"
Dreg : "No! No, no, your terrifically smooth one, it is the epitome of ankles. To touch such an ankle would be - but I'm not touching. I'm backing away."
[Glory kicks the shoe off, which hits Dreg in his face]
Dreg : "Ow! Thank you."
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[talking to Spike]
Riley : "Right. What's a little sweater sniffing between sworn enemies?"
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Xander : "Hey, if it means I don't have to read anymore, 'woo' and might I add a big 'hoo'!"
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[Anya is looking through cash register receipts]
Anya : "Hey. Hey! HEY!"
Giles : "Anya, your 'heys' are startling the customers."
Xander : "And, and pretty much the state."
Anya : "You sold someone Khul's amulet AND a Sobekian Blood Stone."
Giles : "Yes, I believe I did."
Anya : "Are you stupid or something?"
Giles : "Allow me to answer that question with a firing."
Xander : "She's kidding. Ahn, we talked about the employee to employer vocabulary no-nos... That was number five."
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Xander : "Just once I would like to run into a cult of bunny worshippers."
Anya : "Great. Thank you very much for those nightmares."
Xander : "Sorry."
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Joyce : "Oh, do I have bed hair? I don't look like scary mom, do I?"