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[Re: Buffy moving]
Anya : "We just helped her move this stuff in a few days ago...and it was fun!"
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Giles : "Well, I saw myself in more of a patriarchal sort of role, you know, lots of pointing and scowling..."
[Xander and Riley are wrestling]
"You two, stop that!"
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Buffy : "Nothing like getting your ass kicked to make your ass hurt."
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Anya : "We have to bring presents, right? Birth is a present thing?"
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Xander : "The answer's somewhere here. It's right in front of us, and we're too blind to see it."
[glare from Giles]
"I'm helping...I'm reading...I'm quiet."
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Buffy : "It's family night. And besides, Melinda's a bad influence. I don't like you hanging out with someone that...short."
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Riley : "Yeah, a lot of young people these days are experimenting with shortness. Gotta nip that in the butt."
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Donny : "Tara, if you don't get in that car, I swear by God, I will beat you down."
Xander : "And I swear by your full unmanly beard you're going to break something trying."
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Dawn : "Oh please, only losers drink alcohol."