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Giles : "He had a very specific olfactory presence."
Xander : "Well, I guess we're off to the old factory. I hate that place. I'm joking; I know what it means. He smelled, right?"
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Buffy : "The city dump, where smells go to relax and be themselves."
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Willow : "I found a spell so you can't smell anything, but it does it by taking your nose off, so, no."
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Xander : "Don't be scared Will. Just listen. It's me, Xander, and I can prove it."
Willow : "Ummm...ok."
Xander : "Let's see, stuff only you and me know. Ok, on my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real fire trucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me.... For a while last year, I thought I was lactose intolerant, but it was just some bad brie. Oh, every Christmas, we watch Charlie Brown together, and I do the Snoopy Dance."
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Xander : "It's a robot. It's an evil robot constructed from evil parts that look like me designed to do evil!"
Willow : "Uh huh. Or it's Toth."
Xander : "Or, it's Toth!"
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Anya : "I'm going to get old, and you can't promise you'll be with me when I'm all wrinkly, and my teeth are artificial and stuck in my wrinkly mouth with an adhesive."
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Buffy : " We better get there soon. If Xander kills himself, he's dead...you know what I mean."
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Goofy Xander : "Oh, but he has a thing, in his pocket: a shiny disk that stuns and disorients."
Suave Xander : "What disk?"
G. Xander : "Cover your eyes!"
S. Xander : "This?"
G. Xander : "It'll melt your brain!"
Buffy : "Look."
S. Xander : "It's a nickel someone flattened on the railroad track. I found it on the construction site; I thought it was cool. It's not magic."
G. Xander : "No, I...huh, it is kind of cool. Washington's still there, but he's all smooshy, and he may be Jefferson."
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[comparing the two Xanders]
Willow : "It's all doubled. This zit, and this funny dippy thing. And this weird little hair that grows in the wrong way."
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Riley : "Psychologically, this is fascinating. Doesn't it make everyone want to lock them in separate rooms and do experiments on them...? Just me then."
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Anya : "Buffy has superstrength. Why don't we just load her up like one of those little horses?"