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[writing in her diary]
Dawn : "Willow's the awesomest person. She's the only one I know who likes school as much as me. Even her friends are cool. Like Tara. She and Willow are both witches. They do spells and stuff which is so much cooler than slaying. I told mom one time I wish they'd teach me some of the things they do together...and then she got really quiet and made me go upstairs. Huh, I guess her generation isn't cool with witchcraft."
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[Re: pizza]
Xander : "Check this out: they put cheese on round bread. It's gonna be big."
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[speaking to Dawn]
Anya : "Hello there little girl. We are gonna have fun, fun, fun. Look I've got Monopoly, Clue, and ooh, The Game of Life. That sounds good!"
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Anya : "Crap...look at this. Now I'm burdened with a husband, and several tiny pink children, more cash than I can reasonably manage."
Xander : "That means you're winning."
Anya : "Really?"
Xander : "Yes, cash equals good."
[Anya claps]
Anya : "Ooh, I'm so pleased. Can I trade in the children for more cash?"