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Xander : "Nice! Look who's got a case of 'Dark Prince Envy'."
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Xander : "No, we're not going to luhve you. Where'd you get that accent? Sesame Street? Vun, two, three, three victims. Mwa ha ha ha!"
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Anya : "Can you just mention my name the next time you see him?"
Xander : "Or better yet, why don't you just go sit on top of a crypt and flaunt your neck cleavage and wait 'til Dracula shows up. Then you two can talk private."
Anya : "Oh please, don't tell me you're jealous!"
Xander : "Oh no, just because you're panting over the guy!"
Anya : "I'm not panting!"
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Xander : "Great. Perfect. You know what? You're not so big. One round of old- fashioned fisticuffs; I bet you'd fold like a bitty baby. Ok, let's do it, but no poofin'. C'mon puffy shirt, pucker on up because you can kiss your pale ass good..."
Dracula : "Silence."
Xander : "Yes master. No, that's not..."
Dracula : "You will be my emissary: my eyes and ears in daylight."
Xander : "Your emissary."
Dracula : "Serve me well; you will be rewarded. I will make you an immortal. A child of darkness that feeds on life itself - on blood."
Xander : "Blood. Yes, yes! I will serve you, your Excellent Spookiness. Or Master, I'll just stick with Master."
Dracula : "You are strange and off-putting. Go now."
[Dracula disappears]
Xander : "But Master, how can I find..." [turns around] "Brilliant. Guy's a genius. Hee hee."
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Willow : " Well, I think we have Dracula factoids."
Xander : "Yeah, like any of that's enough to fight the Dark Master...bator."
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Xander : "See, Buffy didn't feel it. I think you're drawing a lot of crazy conclusions about the unholy prince...bator."
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Xander : "You're saying Dracula has some kind of thrall over her? You're watching to many creature-features man."
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Xander : "Where is he?!? Where's the creep that turned me into a spider-eating man b****?"
Buffy : "He's gone."
Xander : "Damn it. You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt-monkey."
Buffy : "Check. No more butt-monkey."