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Buffy : "It is a sham, but it's a sham with yam. It's a yam sham."
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Buffy : "Pretty darn scary. It was more like a riot than a Ralph's. I thought I was going to have to use slayer moves on this one woman who was completely hoarding the pumpkin pie filling.
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Giles : "Oh, I'll try to restrain myself from uncooked potatoes and cranberries."
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Willow : "Hey, and then later, we can churn our own butter and make sweaters out of sheep!"
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Buffy : "I'm a great cook...in theory. I eat a lot."
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Giles : "I like mushy peas!"
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Buffy : "I have to baste!"
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Willow : "And I happen to think mine is the level head and yours in the one things would roll off of."
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Xander : "Hey, can we come rocketing back to the part about me and my new syphilis?"
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Xander : "Well, the representative from syphilis votes 'yea'!"
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Buffy : "This is no good...it needs more condensed milk." [Re: pie]
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Buffy : "So you haven't murdered anybody lately? Let's be best pals!"
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Xander : "Maybe if Anya hadn't opened the conversation with 'Everybody got both ears?'."
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Spike : "A bear! You made a bear!"
Buffy : "I didn't mean to."
Spike : "Undo it! Undo it!"