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[looking at Giles's sketch of a "commando"]
Xander : "The latest in fall facism, I like it. A bit full in the hips for my taste, but..."
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Xander : "No study? Damn. Next thing you'll tell me is that I'll have to eat jelly doughnuts or sleep with a supermodel to get things done around here. I ask you, how much can one man give?"
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Xander : "Well, how 'bout this: we whip out the Ouiji Board, light a few candles, summon some ancient, unstoppable evil...mayhem, mayhem, mayhem...we show up and kick its ass."
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Buffy : "Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go find something slutty to wear tonight."
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Xander : "Right, okay. Harmony, it's been great catching up. I'm just gonna pick up the tattered shreds of my dignity and go home...leaving you with your...fire."
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Riley : "Did Willow tell you I like cheese?"
Buffy : "You're a little peculiar."