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Xander: "Ok, and on that happy note, gotta treat for tomorrow night's second annual Halloween screening. People, prepare to have your spines tingled and your gooses bumped by the terrifying...Fantasia. Fantasia?"
Oz: "Maybe it's cuz all the horrific things we've seen, but hippos wearing tu-tu's just don't unnerve me the way they used to."
Xander: "Phantasm. It was supposed to be Phantasm. Stupid video store."
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Giles : "It's a sombrero!
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[Re: Giles' hanging Halloween figure]
Giles : "It's alive! See how easy...it...shakes."
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Xander: "I tend to hear the words people say and accept them at face value."
Anya: "That's stupid."
Xander: "I accept that."
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Xander: "Hey red. Whatcha got in the basket little girl?"
Buffy: "Weapons."
Xander: "Oh."
Buffy: "Just in case. Like the tux Xander."
Xander: "Bond. James Bond. Insurance, you know, in case we get turned into our costumes again; I'm goin' for cool, secret agent guy."
Buffy: "I hate to break it to you, but you'll probably end up cool-head waiter guy."
Xander: "As long as I'm cool and wield some kind of power."
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Xander : "Big overture..." [making his voice higher] "...little show."
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[Xander changes his voice]
Xander: "Who's the little fear demon? C'mon...who's the little fear demon?"
Giles: "Don't taunt the fear demon."
Xander: "Why, can he hurt me?"
Giles: "No...it's just tacky."