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Anya: "Your mother said you were working here."
Xander: "Yeah, needed some money..."
Anya: "So, where's our relationship going?"
Xander: "Our what? Our who?"
Anya: "Relationship. What kind do we have, and what is it progressing toward?"
Xander: "I, uh, we have a relationship?"
Anya: "We went to the prom."
Xander: "Yes, on our one and only date, second date called on account of snake,
remember? And there's the whole you-used-to-be-a-man-killing-demon thing, which, to be fair, is as much my issue as it is yours."
Anya: "I can't stop thinking about you. Sometimes in my dreams, you're all naked."
Xander: "Really? Ha, ha, you know if I'm in the check-out line at Wal-Mart, I've had the same one."
Anya: "So, I can assume a standing Friday night date, and then a mutual recognition of prom night as our anniversary?
Xander: "Anya, slow down. In fact, come to a screeching halt. See, these things kinda have to develop on their own.
Anya: "How?"
Xander: "I don't know, it just...happens."
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Xander : "Whoa, Giles has a TV. Everybody, Giles has a TV! He's shallow, like us!"
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[Re: Parker]
Willow : "He's a poophead."