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Buffy : "Alright, why don't you quit hiding and come out and face me like a...thing."
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Oz : "So either you hit her or you did your wacky mime routine for her."
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Oz : "On the plus side, you killed the bench...which was looking pretty shifty."
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Willow : "Toenails?"
Buffy : "Evil toenails. I took them off the floor last night when she was in the bathroom. She thought I was asleep.
Willow : "Good thinking. Cuz in the middle of the night those toenails could have attacked you and left little half-moon marks all over your body."
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Buffy : "Yeah, something's amiss here, a Miss Kathy Newman. Giles, ow, Giles, look in my bag. Look in the bottom pocket of my bag. She has parts that keep growing after they're detached. She irons her jeans. She's evil! She has to be destroyed!"
Giles : "I fear the demon that Buffy met in the woods has somehow possessed her."
Buffy : "Light FM! Love songs! Nothing but love songs!"
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[after taking Kathy's face off]
Buffy : "I knew it!"
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Xander : "Oh...why couldn't Giles have shackles like any self-respecting bachelor?"