[talking about the graduation gowns]
Xander : "I like the maroon. It has more dignity."
Cordelia : "Dignity? You? In relation to clothes? I'm awash in a sea of confusion."
Xander : "I just want to look respectable in this...considering I'm probably going to die in it."
Cordelia : "Excuse me?"
Xander : "I'm tellin' ya. I woke up today with this feeling in my gut. I just know there is no way I'm getting out of this school alive."
Cordelia : "Well, you've really mastered the power of positive giving-up."
Xander : "I've been lucky too many times! My number's coming up. And I was short! One more rotation, and I'm shipping stateside. You know what I mean?
Cordelia : "Seldom, if ever."
Willow : "Aw, I'm going to miss her."
Buffy : "Don't you hate her?"
Willow : "Yes, with a fiery vengeance. She picked on me for 10 years. The vacuous tramp. It's like a sickness Buffy. I'm just missing everything. I miss P.E."
Buffy : "I think it's contagious. The whole senior class is turned into the 60s or what I would have imagined the 60s would have been like, you know, without the war and the hairy armpits."
Willow : "Oh trusty soda machine. I push you for root beer; you give me coke."
Xander : "Yes, men like sports. Men watch the action movie. They eat of the beef, and enjoy to look at the bosoms. A thousand years of avenging our wrongs and that's all you've learned?"
Buffy : "I just love it when you take charge, you man you."
Anya : "When I think that something could happen to you, it feels bad inside...like I might vomit."
Xander : "Welcome to the world of romance."
Anya : "It's horrible. No wonder I used to get so much work."
Xander : "Well, I'm sorry I give you barfy feelings."