Xander : "Well, hey, it's demon Anya, punisher of evil males...still haven't got your powers back? You haven't, right?"
Anya : "Men are evil."
Anya : "You know, this happens to be all your fault."
Xander : "My fault?"
Anya : "You were unfaithful to Cordelia, so I took on the guise of a 12th grader to tempt her with the wish. When I lost my powers, I got stuck in this persona, and now I have all these 'feelings.' And I don't understand it, I don't like it, all I know is I really wanna go to this dance and I want someone to go with me."
Xander : "Be still my heart...oh wait, it is. How come I got the short straw?"
Anya : "You're not quite as obnoxious as most of the alpha-males around here. Plus, I know you don't have a date."
Xander : "I haven't settled on anyone yet."
Anya : "Fine. Look, I know you find me attractive; I've seen you looking at my breasts."
Xander : "Nothing personal, but when a guy does that, it just means his eyes are open."
Anya : "Whatever. Look, do you want to go with me or not?"
Oz : "Anya, huh? Interesting choice."
Xander : "Choice is kind of a broad term for my situation. See, it's either Anya, or the sock puppet of love for this boy." [changing his voice] "'I love you Xander. I'll never leave you.'"
Willow : "Well, if Anya tries to get you killed, put me down for a big 'I told you so.'"
[Xander changes his voice]
Xander : "Who's Anya? Is she prettier than me?"
Willow : "She just better not try to cross me; that's all I'm sayin'."
Buffy : "Well, at least we all have someone to go with now. Some of us are going with demons, but I think that's a valid lifestyle choice."
Xander : "I myself am dipping into my hard earned road-trip fund to procure a shiny new tux, so look for me to dazzle."
Giles : "And I shall be wearing pink taffeta as chenille will not go with my complexion. Can we please talk about the ascension?"