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Xander : "I feel your pain Will. Like right now, I'm torn between the fast growing fields of appliance repair and motel management. Of course, I'm still waiting to hear back from the corn dog emporium."
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Xander : "I'm not going to waste the perfect comeback on you now. But don't think I don't have one. Oh yes, it's time will come."
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Buffy : "New watcher?"
Giles : "New watcher."
Wesley : "Wesley Wyndham-Pryce. It's very nice to meet you."
Buffy : "Is he evil?"
Wesley : "Evil?"
Buffy : "The last one was evil."
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Wesley : "Why don't you tell me about last night's patrol?"
Buffy : "Vampires."
Wesley : "Yes?"
Buffy : "Killed 'em."
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Buffy : "Whenever Giles send me on a mission, he always says please, and then afterwards, I get a cookie."
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Buffy : "Okay, we've got 10, maybe 12, vampires, and one demon in desperate need of a stairmaster."