Willow : "Yeah, I'm fine. The shaking is just a side effect of the fear."
Willow : "Are you okay?"
Xander : "Tip top. Really. If anyone sees my spine laying around, just try not to step on it."
Buffy : "Maybe you shouldn't be leaping into the fray like that. Maybe you should be fray adjacent."
Xander : "Excuse me, who, at a crucial moment, distracted the lead demon by allowing her to pummel him about the head?"
Faith : "Yeah, that was real manly how you shrieked and all."
Xander : "I think you'll find that was more of a bellow."
Willow : "Every nightmare I have that doesn't revolve around academic failure or public nudity is about that thing. In face, once I dreamt that it attacked me while I was late for a test and naked."
Xander : "Girls need a lift?"
Buffy : "What is this?"
Xander : "What do you mean, 'what is it?' It's my thing."
Willow : "Your thing?"
Xander : "My thing."
Buffy : "Is this a penis metaphor?"
Xander : "It's my thing that makes me cool. You know, that makes me unique. I'm car guy. Guy with a car."
Giles : "All we know is that the fate of the entire world rests on the...did you eat all of the jellies?"
Buffy : "Did you want a jelly?"
Giles : "I always have a jelly. I'm always the one that says 'let's have a jelly in the mix.'"
Willow : "We're sorry. Buffy had three!"
Jack O'Toole : "Where do you want it?"
Xander : "What?"
Jack : "Where do you want it?"
Xander : "I'm fairly certain I don't want it at all, but, uh, thank you."
Girl : "Wow, cool knife."
Xander : "Yeah, great knife, although I think, um, it may technically be a sword."
Jack : "She's called Katie."
Xander : "You gave it a girl's name. How very serial killer of you. Listen, I think we should be goin'..."
Jack : "Are you scared?"
Xander : "Would that make ya happy?"
Jack : "Your woman lookin' on, you can't stand up to me...don't you feel pathetic?"
Xander : "Mostly I feel Katie."
Jack : "You know what the difference between you and me is?"
Xander : "Again, Katie's springin' to mind."
Jack : "Fear. Who has the least fear?"
Xander : "And it has nothing to do with who has the big, sharp..."
Jack : "C'mon."
Girl : "I want to go for a drive. I'm bored."
Xander : "Gee, I'm really sorry my life and death situation isn't exciting enough for you!"
Xander : "Just blowin' off steam. Two guys rasslin', but not in a gay way."
Xander : "At this time of night, I'm pretty sure nothing's open...but they're always open for crime. Ok, now I'm involved in crime. I'm the criminal element. Havin' a car sure is cool!"
Xander : "Should've learned by now, if you're gonna play with fire, sooner or later...I wasn't finished! Note to self: less talk."
Xander : "Less than two minutes. Dumb guy, little bomb, how hard can it be?"