Xander : "Boy, I'm glad we showed up for depressing night."
Willow : "I wonder what she's doing right now."
Xander : "Oh, I know what she's doin'. Gabbing to all of her friends about her passionate affair with Pedro the Cabana Boy, laughing about me, thinking how she still might have feelings for me. Oh, is it possible that you're talking about Buffy?"
Xander : "Go away. This is my hiding spot."
Cordelia : "Where do I hide?"
Xander : "You don't hide. You're bait. Go act baity."
Cordelia : "What's the plan?"
Xander : "Vampire attacks you."
Cordelia : "And then what?"
Xander : "The vampire kills you. We watch. We rejoice."
Cordelia : "Everything's a joke with you."
Xander : "No. Just our relationship."
Cordelia : "What relationship?"
Xander : "Oh, that's right. We actually want to bury that piece of our life, don't we?"