Xander : "My whole life just flashed before my eyes. I gotta get me a life."
Xander : "Buffy, this is not the time to challenge Angel for the Ultimate Fighting Championship."
Xander : "Flowers for me lady."
Buffy : "I think they call those balloons."
Xander : "Yeah, stick 'em in water, maybe they'll grow."
Willow : "Oh, yeah, I'm good at medical stuff. Xander and I used to play Doctor all the time."
Xander : "Ha ha ha. No, she's being literal. She used to have all these medical volumes, um, and diagnose me with stuff. I didn't have the heart to tell her she was playing it wrong."
Willow : "Wrong??? Why? How did you play Doctor?"