Xander : "No shirts with ruffles, no hats with feathers, and definitely no leaderhosen...they make my
calves look fat."
Xander : "Hold on a sec. So, this person who's living with you for two weeks is a man. With man
parts. This is a terrible idea."
Xander : "So, do we have to speak Spanish when we see him cuz I don't anything much besides Doritos
Xander : "Cool, I think I can get my mom's car, so I'm wheel-man."