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[talking to Willow about Buffy]
Xander : "You know how I feel about you, it's pretty obvious isn't it? There's never been anyone else for me, but you. And we're good friends and it's time to take the next step. Would you, uh, date me? Oh that's good. Date me. It's terrible, right?"
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Xander : "You were looking at my neck."
Angel : "What?"
Xander : "You were checking out my neck, I saw that."
Angel : "No I wasn't."
Xander : "Just keep your distance pal."
Angel : "I wasn't looking at your neck."
Xander : "I told you to eat before we left."