Buffy : "And vampires."
Xander : "Okay, this is where I have a problem. See, because we're
talking about vampires. We're having a talk with vampires in it."
Willow : "Isn't that what we saw last night?"
Buffy : "No. No, th-those weren't vampires, those were just guys in
thundering need of a facial. Or maybe they had rabies. It could have been rabies. A-and that guy turning to dust? Just a trick of light."
[Xander gives Buffy a look]
Buffy : "That's exactly what I said the first time I saw a vampire. Well, after I was done with the screaming part."
Willow : "Oh, I, I need to sit down."
Buffy : "You are sitting down."
Willow : "Oh. Good for me."
Xander : "This is just too much. I mean, yesterday my life's like 'Uh oh, pop quiz.' Today, it's 'rain of toads'."
Harmony : "Okay, I think the program's done."
Cordelia : "Finally the nightmare ends! Okay, so how do we save it?"
Willow : "Deliver."
Cordelia : "Deliver? Where's that?
[searches the keyboard]
Cordelia : "Oh!"
[Cordelia hits the "Del" key, and her program disappears. She stares at the
screen as her eyes widen and her mouth drops]
Giles : "We've prevented the Master from freeing himself and opening the Mouth of Hell. That's not to say he's going to stop trying. I'd say the fun is just beginning."
Willow : "More vampires?"
Giles : "Not just vampires. The next threat we face may be something quite different."
Buffy : "I can hardly wait!"
Giles : "We're at the center of a mystical convergence here. We may, in fact, stand between the Earth and its total destruction."
Buffy : "Well, I gotta look on the bright side. Maybe I can still get kicked out of school!"
[Xander, Buffy, and Willow walk to class while Giles stays behind]
Xander : "Oh, yeah, that's a plan. 'Cause lots of schools aren't on Hellmouths."
Willow : "Maybe you could blow something up. They're really strict about
Buffy : "I was thinking of a more subtle approach, y'know, like excessive
[Giles turns to return to the library]
Giles : "The Earth is doomed!"