Xander : "Willow! You're so very much the person that I wanted
Willow : "Oh, really?"
[Xander and Willow start walking toward the school]
Xander : "Yeah. You know, I kinda had a problem with the math."
Willow : "Oh, which part?"
Xander : "The math. Can you help me out tonight, pleeeease, be my study
Willow : "Well, what's in it for me?"
Xander : "A shiny nickel!"
Willow : "Okay. Do you have 'Theories in Trig'? You should check it out."
Xander : "Check it out?"
Willow : "From the library? Where the books live."
Xander : "Right, I'm there! See, I wanna change..."
Principal Flutie : "You burned down the gym."
Buffy : "I did, I really did, but.... You're not seeing the big
picture here, I mean, that gym was full of vampi...asbestos."
[Xander helps Buffy pick up her things off the hallway floor]
Xander : "Can I have you?"
[Buffy gives him a confused look]
Xander : "Uh, can I help you?"
Buffy : "Thanks."
Xander : "I don't know you, do I?"
Buffy: "I'm Buffy. I'm new."
Xander : "Xander. Is, is me. Hi."
Buffy : "Um, thanks."
[Xander and Buffy finish gathering up everything]
Xander : "Well, uh, maybe I'll see you around...maybe at school...since
Buffy : "Great!"
[they stand up]
Buffy : "It was nice to meet you."
[Buffy walks down the hall]
Xander : [to himself] "We both go to school. Very suave. Very not pathetic."
[Xander notices a stake still on the floor]
Xander : "Oh, hey!
[picks it up]
Xander : "Hey, you forgot your...stake!"
Cordelia : "Well, you'll be okay here. If you hang with me and mine, you'll be accepted in no time. Of course, we do have to test your coolness factor. You're from L.A., so you can skip the written, but let's see. Vamp nail polish."
Buffy : "Um, over?"
Cordelia : "So over. James Spader."
Buffy : "He needs to call me!"
Cordelia : "Frappaccinos."
Buffy : "Trendy, but tasty."
Cordelia : "John Tesh."
Buffy : "The Devil."
Buffy : "Uh, hi! Willow, right?"
Willow : "Why? I-I mean, hi! Uh, did you want me to move?"
Buffy : "Why don't we start with, 'Hi, I'm Buffy,' and, uh, then let's
segue directly into me asking you for a favor.
[Buffy sits next to Willow]
Buffy : "It doesn't involve moving, but it does involve hanging out with me for a while."
Willow : "But aren't you hanging out with Cordelia?"
Buffy : "I can't do both?"
Willow : "Not legally."
Joyce : "Are you, uh, going out tonight?"
Buffy : "Yeah, I'm going to a club."
Joyce : "Oh. Will there be boys there?"
Buffy : "No, Mom. It's a nun club."
[Willow is at the Bronze]
Willow : "Hi!"
Buffy : "Oh, you're here with someone?"
Willow : "No, I'm just here. I thought Xander was gonna show up."
Buffy : "Oh, are you guys going out?"
Willow : "No, we're just friends. We used to go out, but we broke up."
Buffy : "How come?"
Willow : "He stole my Barbie.
[Buffy looks confused]
Willow : "Oh, we were five."
Buffy : "Oh."
Willow : "I-I-I don't actually date a whole lot...lately."
Buffy : "Why not?"
Willow : "Well, when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say
anything cool, or, or witty, or at all. I-I can usually make a few vowel
sounds, and then I have to go away."
Buffy : "It's not that bad!"
Willow : "No, i-it is. I think boys are more interested in a girl who can
Buffy : "You really haven't been dating lately."
Willow : "It's probably easy for you."
Buffy : "Yeah, real easy."
Willow : "I-I mean you don't seem too shy."
Buffy : "Well, my philosophy, do you wanna hear my philosophy?"
Willow : "Yeah, I do!"
Buffy : "Life is short."
Willow : "Life is short!"
Buffy : "Not original, I'll grant you, but it's true. You know? Why waste
time being all shy and worrying about some guy, and if he's gonna laugh at you. Seize the moment, 'cause tomorrow you might be dead."
Willow : "Oh, that's nice!"